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$45.00The whole label in one seal, small on the left chest. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton in black, pepper and moss, printed after you order it.

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Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, cut regular, printed to order. Quiet enough to wear off the felt.
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The whole label in one seal, small on the left chest. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton in black, pepper and moss, printed after you order it.


The card room is the one department of the house that does not play against you. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, four colours, the full lockup across the chest.


Suited connectors connect. So does the table. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton in seven colours, printed after you order it.


A garage that never existed, with variance on the services board. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton in four dark colours, printed after you order it.


The workshop crest in black on white, the way a sign is painted. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, printed after you order it.


A spade printed slightly out of register, on purpose. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton in white, printed after you order it.


A stack is built one chip at a time, and lost rather faster. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton in black or true navy, printed after you order it.


The most quoted line in poker, from the night Jack Straus found a chip under his napkin. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, printed after you order it.


An orbit is one full lap of the button. Nobody has ever played exactly one more. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton in black, printed after you order it.


The regular is the one who is there every week, whatever the cards did last time. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, four colours, printed after you order it.


Eight-nine suited, lifted an inch off the felt, with the table still talking. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton in black, printed after you order it.
You already know the shirt we are avoiding: flaming aces, a neon chip, a slogan about going all in. It is not cheap because it mentions the game — it is cheap because nobody spent ten minutes on it. Our test is simple, and you can apply it to any poker tee you are considering: would you still want it if you did not play?
The reference point is the gift shop. Every property on the Strip has one, and every one of them sells the same shirt — a fan of cards, a slogan, a typeface that was tired in 2004. That shirt exists because somebody had to fill a wall by Friday, not because anybody wanted it. Nothing here is made before it is bought, so there is no wall to fill.
How does the fit run?
Cut regular — not slim, not boxy. If you are between sizes, take the smaller one: garment-dyed cotton relaxes with wear rather than shrinking further. Every measurement is laid out flat on the size guide, taken across the chest one inch below the armhole so you can compare it against a shirt you already own.
Will it shrink?
Barely, if you wash cold and dry flat. Garment-dyed cotton has already been through a hot process at the factory, which is precisely what takes most of the shrinkage out before it reaches you.
Are these unisex?
Yes, and we will be straight about what that means: unisex sizing fits some women well and others not at all. It is a compromise, not an answer. We wrote about why the industry gets this wrong rather than pretend we had solved it.
Why does it take a few days?
Because nothing is printed before someone buys it. No warehouse, no forecast, and nothing incinerated because it did not sell. That costs you a few days of patience, which we think is a fair trade.
Made to order
Nothing exists until you buy it. No warehouse, nothing incinerated unworn.
Shipped from the US
Printed and dispatched stateside. About a week at home.
Wrong or damaged
Thirty days to tell us. We replace it and you pay nothing to send it back.
One person
Email, phone or post. The same person answers, within two business days.